30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Wow, it's like I always say...white cab drivers are weird!
Tracy
...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.
Jack
Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?
Dr. Spaceman
Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.
Dr. Spaceman
If I were a real werewolf I'd wear baggy clothes so my nice clothes wouldn't get all torn up.
Tracy
Liz: You comin' downstairs?
Jack: And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian? I don't think so.
And good for you Liz Lemon. There's something about you lately... makes me want to put my feet in your mouth.
Tracy
Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.
Tracy: Well, I'm embarrassed to say I've missed the birth of both of my sons... for very legitimate reasons.
Dot Com: Cooking a French bread pizza and forgot.
Why don't you come back home to TGS and pick the peas out of my fried rice... and the rice. I just want carrots.
Tracy
The writers can't take a car service at night anymore. I've crunched the numbers and it's cheaper for us to just replace anyone who gets murdered.
Jenna
Liz: This is one of the three things I like: Ina Garten, sweater weather and...
Carol: When Muppets present at awards shows?
