30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.
Angie
Is this the restaurant I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?
Angie
For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.
Jack
Don't tell me I can't sing. What the fuck have you ever done? Who the fuck are the Beatles?
Angie
Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.
Abby Flynn
First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!
Liz
Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!
Jack
When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette.
Kenneth
What most people don't know is that NBC is still a network.
Kenneth
Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?
Liz
I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Liz
Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?
Asian Gang Member
