Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.


Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

The only thing you like about your job is taking home free sodas.


Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain.

Dr. Spaceman

It's funny. If those teeth were in your vagina, you'd be considered a monster.

Dr. Spaceman

I love you, myself.


Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!

She's right. You are a penis.


Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.

Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.


You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.


I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!


30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.