30 Rock Season 6 Quotes
My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!
Tracy
Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...
How fresh is that dog? Yesterday that was the face, feet, and colon of a pig.
Criss
Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
Jenna
You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!
Tracy
Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
Jenna
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
Liz
You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.
Jenna
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
Jack
