Is the sky blue? Well, until tomorrow, when it will be on fire.

Kenneth

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• Added: January 12, 2012

I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven Mr. Spurlock, but on the bright side, black hell does have a juke box.

Kenneth

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• Added: January 12, 2012

Kenneth: I get to go to heaven and receive my reward: 72 virgin, margaritas. Hold the salt.

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• Added: January 12, 2012

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

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• Added: January 12, 2012

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna

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• Added: January 12, 2012