30 Rock Season 6 Quotes
Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.
Honey you have a dynamite shape, but you're gonna have to shut up and let a man tell us what's happening.
Jon Hamm (as Chuck)
Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.
Dr. Spaceman
I's done stoled this catfish!
Jon Hamm (as Abner)
Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
Jack (as Tony)
I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.
Paul
Nine out of 10 doctors said "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" but the 10th guy was into it.
Dr. Spaceman
Bang, zoom, I'm gonna drown you in the bathtub and say a mental patient did it.
Jack (as Larry)
One of these days I'm gonna cut you up in pieces and feed you to the neighbor's dogs.
Jack (as Larry)
One of these days Dorris I'm gonna take a shotgun and blam, blow your face off.
Jack (as Larry)
Unlike the wildfires I've started, this one doesn't sexually arouse me.
Hazel
