Judd: He's gotta go, doesn't he?
Grace: Yeah, I think it's time.
Judd; So what are you going to tell him.

Grace: Where's Charlie?
Judd: She's with Uncle Dave!

Girl, you are not Jesus. You need to relax your standards a little bit.

Tommy

Little boys really do love their daddies, don't they?

Judd

It's like Mrs. Doubtfire, but with a clown.

Nancy

Clown Down!! CLOWN DOWN!

Mom caller

A hero ain't in the saves. It's in the carrying on after a loss.

Judd