You put our family at risk. I don't know what it is that you went there looking for, but I hope you got it. And I hope it was worth it.

Karen

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Hen: You know what karma is.
Athena: A bitch.
Hen: No. She's a wild animal, and she won't be caged.

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Well dude, I guess you're gonna have to get over your fear of needles, huh?

Chimney

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Hen: I'm just saying maybe this guy is not all bad. Michael has an okay track record picking them.
Athena: I wouldn't care if he's dating the Dalai Lama.
Hen: I know. Michael being with somebody else is hard.
Athena: What's hard is that somehow we decided that what's best for the kids is that we stay together and try to play happy modern family. All that means to me is that Michael gets to keep having the cake of living in my house and eating it too.

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