Kim, whenever you're on 'Who Wore it Best,' I vote for the other girl.

Naomi

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Khloe Kardashian: Nothing says 'I'm back' like backless.
Kim Kardashian: Plus, it will make your ass look like a orpe little melon.

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Officer: If there's anything I can do.
Naomi: Can you turn me into the person I was before that night? Because that's all I want.

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Let's just be grateful I'm using tennis terminology. When we first started dating, I told him to serve a no-hitter.

Silver

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Dixon: I don't like the way he looks at you, like he's seen you in his knickers.
Ivy: I was five. They were Gremlins.

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Remind me to tell you about my liaison with Rob Pattinson. He bites.

Naomi

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Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.

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