Jen: Screw you...you crazy bitch.
Naomi: Screw you...I love you too.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I'm gonna kill Dixon.

Raj

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• Added: March 20, 2012

How is nearly having a stroke okay?

Adrianna [to Dixon]

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I'll hire a nurse who specializes in treating severe cases of bitch.

Naomi [to Jen]

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• Added: March 20, 2012

If you don't stop talking and put that thermometer in your mouth, I will find another place to stick it.

Naomi [to Jen]

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Why does every guy think that the answer to a girl's problems is to get a guy.

Annie

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Maybe some guy will find your compulsive do-gooding attractive.

Preston [to Annie]

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I've been here an hour and no one's done a cartwheel in a bikini yet.

Preston [to Annie]

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• Added: March 20, 2012

That flight was like a petri dish.

Jen

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I don't care about penetrating PJ's compound.

Naomi

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• Added: March 20, 2012

Not talking is pretty much my specialty.

Liam

• Permalink: Not talking is pretty much my specialty.
• Added: March 20, 2012

Apparently they don't believe in breath mints on her planet.

Liam

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• Added: March 20, 2012