Coulson: Hey, Mack Hammer... Can't touch this.
Mack: Now's not the time.
Coulson: Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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May [over the radio]: Davis has us in hover mode. You sure you don't need me down there?
Coulson: I need someone on the thing that's actually supposed to *be* in the air in case the bottom drops out on us. I trust you way more than Davis to fly *that* crazy rescue.
Davis: I hear you and don't disagree.

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I'm *sorry* I've never seen an *ocean* before, because where I was born, you guys already blew up the planet! So, thank you very much for your service!

Deke

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May: If there's a chance to save your life, why not try?
Coulson: Because. I already had one unnatural life extension, and I don't want another. We both have to accept that. [leaves]
May [to Daisy]: Not a chance. He was our shield when we needed it. And like it or not, we're going to be his.

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Fitz: I was just coming to see you.
Coulson: Tidings of comfort and joy?
Fitz: Warnings of doom and gloom.

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Simmons: Sir, how are you feeling?
Coulson: The same way I was feeling before you knew anything was wrong with me. Thank you for asking, but please, stop asking.

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Mack, enough. Seriously, if I had arms, I would strangle you right now.

Yo-Yo

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