Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Episode 5: "Rewind" Quotes
Enoch: I’ve been expecting you.
Hunter [taken aback]: No, we’re here to surprise you, so act surprised!
We’re a hundred percent compatible. Fifty percent of the time. Nearly got married again. Until the ninjas showed up.Hunter [on his relationship with Bobbi]
It’s the strangest thing I’ve ever heard! ...Except for the sexy robot you made that became human who wanted to stick your floppy in her love drive.Hunter [on the team’s disappearance]
Please tell me your escape plan involves an actual *escape*.Fitz
Fitz: Well, at least you gave me enough time to come up with a good escape plan. So, it’s a mechanism that can slowly assemble, but I’m gonna need you to smuggle it in piece by piece. So, if you can visit three times a week for a month, then I should have everything I need-- what’re you doing?
Hunter [staring at his watch]: I’m gonna need you to move two meters to your left. Mm-hm. And come forward. [He presses a button, and the wall explodes.]
Fitz: What… the bloody *hell*?!
Hunter: Your coded message didn’t have an escape plan, so I had to come up with one of my own. Come on! Let’s go.
Fitz: They printed my letters in the last *six issues*. You ball-busting hooligan.
Hunter: And how many copies do you think are available in *Bangladesh*? None, as in *zero*. Soon as I heard you were missing, I got hold of some. What did you get off on calling Liverpool a bunch of wankers?!
Fitz: Well, if you never win anything--
Hunter: Well, at least we aren’t going to buy our way back to glory!