Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Simmons: So you see what this means?
Fitz: Yeah, I do. It means that our daughter’s obviously gonna marry some belligerent space goon and she’s gonna give birth to a *Deke*!
Coulson: Hey, Mack Hammer... Can't touch this.
Mack: Now's not the time.
Coulson: Sorry. Couldn't resist.
May [over the radio]: Davis has us in hover mode. You sure you don't need me down there?
Coulson: I need someone on the thing that's actually supposed to *be* in the air in case the bottom drops out on us. I trust you way more than Davis to fly *that* crazy rescue.
Davis: I hear you and don't disagree.
I'm *sorry* I've never seen an *ocean* before, because where I was born, you guys already blew up the planet! So, thank you very much for your service!
Deke
May: If there's a chance to save your life, why not try?
Coulson: Because. I already had one unnatural life extension, and I don't want another. We both have to accept that. [leaves]
May [to Daisy]: Not a chance. He was our shield when we needed it. And like it or not, we're going to be his.
Fitz: I was just coming to see you.
Coulson: Tidings of comfort and joy?
Fitz: Warnings of doom and gloom.
Simmons: Sir, how are you feeling?
Coulson: The same way I was feeling before you knew anything was wrong with me. Thank you for asking, but please, stop asking.
Mack, enough. Seriously, if I had arms, I would strangle you right now.
Yo-Yo
May: It looks your drone took a wrong turn and went outside.
Fitz: Wouldn’t that be nice. Unfortunately, this immense forest now exists approximately 150 feet below us.
May [confused]: But there are clouds, and sky!
Fitz: Which is why its underground existence should be very alarming.
Coulson: I’d say that’s impossible, but after our round trip to Tomorrowland, my threshold for preposterous is way out of whack.
Coulson: So, the good news is that Daisy might not be the one responsible for tearing the Earth apart.
Fitz: Bad news is the end of the world might’ve already begun.
There’s an idea, a symbol, that must continue, *no matter what*! SHIELD!
Coulson
Whatever alien voodoo was holding me together, Ghost Rider burned through it. That was the price.
Coulson
