John: Let's go get some noodles.
Dorian: You are aware that I don't eat.
John: Perfect. I'm buying. Let's roll.

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Rudy: Chewing gum? Really? Would you fix a race car with chewing gum?
John: Uh, yeah, if it was busted and I needed to win a race.

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Dorian: I said magenta.
John: It was magenta!
Dorian: I said magenta. That was lavender.
John: The hell's magenta? There's 50 shades of purple in there!

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Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?
John: Yeah. Boring conversation anyway.
Dorian: I just love that you wear your insubordination like it's a virtue.

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Dorian: You know what I love best about you? Your punctuality.
John: What's that supposed to mean?
Dorian: You're late. And the car smells like olive oil

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• Added: November 25, 2013