I don't care about the prank. You guys need to come down to make a statement.

Detective

Wyatt: Guess we're not getting presents for Christmas.
Santa: You'll get what you deserve.

Wyatt: He's got a full-on chub.
James: It's a fold in my shorts.

Guys and gals, I'm James, I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here.

James

American Horror Stories Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Guys and gals, I'm James, I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here.

James

Wyatt: He's got a full-on chub.
James: It's a fold in my shorts.