American Horror Stories
Thursdays on FX (Hulu Exclusive)American Horror Stories Season 1 Quotes
I'm a semiretired assassin.
Scarlett
I just wanted to build something for us, do something that makes you proud.
Michelle
I want to get the vibe.
Michelle
I am going to make you reveal all your secrets to me.
Michelle
We are huge American Horror Story fans!
Connie
Don't fucking talk to her like that.
Jay
It must be the cartel.
Birch
This ain’t no marriage retreat and I sure as hell ain’t no Dr. Phil.
Birch
His Wheaties have been in the milk too long.
Birch
I don't want a public defender. I want someone who will defend me.
Matt
You just blew up in front of my friends. You need to figure your shit out.
Matt
Jack me off?
Man