I'm a semiretired assassin.

Scarlett

I just wanted to build something for us, do something that makes you proud.

Michelle

I want to get the vibe.

Michelle

I am going to make you reveal all your secrets to me.

Michelle

We are huge American Horror Story fans!

Connie

Don't fucking talk to her like that.

Jay

It must be the cartel.

Birch

This ain’t no marriage retreat and I sure as hell ain’t no Dr. Phil.

Birch

His Wheaties have been in the milk too long.

Birch

I don't want a public defender. I want someone who will defend me.

Matt

You just blew up in front of my friends. You need to figure your shit out.

Matt

Jack me off?

Man