Let's jam. A storm's coming. You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod.

Montana

That thing was floppin' around like a baby elephant's trunk.

Montana

Margaret: Girls are red, boys are blue. Don't try to make purple.
Chet: You expect us to be celibate all summer?
Margaret: Well, I'm not banning self-abuse, although every stroke soils your soul, but how could I ever enforce it?
Xavier: It's 1984, Margaret. They're building co-ed showers in the West Hollywood gym. Ever hear of the sexual revolution? Sex won.

Bitch! I will find you. Satan will show me the way.

Richard

I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.

Montana

American Horror Story Season 9 Episode 1 Quotes

Bitch! I will find you. Satan will show me the way.

Richard

I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.

Montana