Peggy: We women have a way of putting what we want further and further out of our reach. You have opportunity, Diana. You go and do what I wasn't able to.
Diana: I will. I'm gonna make you proud of me.
Peggy: I'm already proud of you, honey.

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Kathleen: Excuse me?
Man: Yes?
Kathleen: You're very well dressed.
Man: Thank you.
Kathleen: Are you a homosexual?

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Peggy: This tuna fish sandwich has given me terrible heartburn. I think the tuna might have gone bad. You want the other half?
Diana: You just said that it went bad.
Peggy: Oh, you've got a strong stomach. You're just like your father. He could eat an old shoe and be ready for anything.
Diana: Thanks, Mom.

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Ladies, I'd like to propose a toast. To Jeff! The only man for the job.

Diana

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Doctor: Will you tell Steve I would love to get a round of golf in at the club when he's got the time?
Bonnie: Steve and I split up.
Doctor: I didn't know that. Getting back on birth control would not be wise, considering your situation.
Bonnie: My situation is my business, and the state of California agrees with me.
Doctor: I'm not talking about that, Mrs. Nolan, I'm talking about your examination. I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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