American Woman
Thursdays 10:00 PM on ParamountAmerican Woman Season 1 Episode 3: "The Party" Quotes
I don't know why anybody lives in Malibu. It's so far away from everything and there's no place to park.
Diana
Diana: Don't worry. I'm sure people will be paying so much attention to your amazing personality and your perky tits that they won't even notice me.
Bonnie: Alright, that's enough. You two are worse than my girls. Kathleen, if you have anything that will calm you down in that armada of pills you're always carrying around with you, I suggest you take it.
Diana: Aaahhh. Can you feel it? Can you feel that groove?
Kathleen: Diana?!
Diana: On, no, no. Don't fight it. It's everywhere. Dance all night till the feeling is right.
Bonnie: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong; I just had a really strange night. Did you ever feel like you just woke up in someone else's life?
Adam: Are you kidding? This is Hollywood. I feel like that every single day. It was my fault. I was a little thrown when you made the first move because I'm from Nebraska, and that is not the way things work back there.
Lori: So, Kathleen the cigarette queen. Tell me a little about yourself.
Kathleen: Me? I work in casting.
Lori: That's funny. I know everybody in casting, but I don't know you. Why is that?
Kathleen: Well, I just opened my own agency.
Lori: Hmmm. So what studio were you doing casting for before you opened your own office?
Kathleen: I'm doing it with my boyfriend, and he worked for Paramount.
Lori: What about YOU?
Kathleen: Nowhere. [laughs] I've never done this before.
Lori: So you don't know anything about casting?
Lori: Is that it? If you're going to make it out here, you're going to need some balls. Do you know how many times Robert Evans made me cry before I told him to go screw himself? Once. You got a card?
Kathleen: Yes I do!
