Whoever did this is looking at the business end of a nasty splinter.

Monica

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Mrs. Parsons: I just really hope you catch the animal that did this.
Angie: Thank you, ma'am, but we think it was a human who did it.

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Angie: We're sorry to disturb you at what must be a very difficult time.
Mrs. Parsons: Thank you. Plus, I don't know if you're aware, but my husband just died.

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Angie: Was he married
Monica: Yes, Mr. Parsons was married to a, hang on, I have it here... Mrs. Parsons.

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