'Do touch.' Man, that's diabolical.

Tanner

You're under arrest for grand theft art-o!

He was very clever here. Look how he altered the meaning of the sign by spray painting over the word 'not.'

Monica

Cupid. God of Love. Clearly he loved pizza most of all.

Tour Guide

Whoever did this is looking at the business end of a nasty splinter.

Monica

Mrs. Parsons: I just really hope you catch the animal that did this.
Angie: Thank you, ma'am, but we think it was a human who did it.

Angie: We're sorry to disturb you at what must be a very difficult time.
Mrs. Parsons: Thank you. Plus, I don't know if you're aware, but my husband just died.

Angie: Was he married
Monica: Yes, Mr. Parsons was married to a, hang on, I have it here... Mrs. Parsons.

Smile, you son of a bitch! Bouquet!

I just said I'll interview the wedding planner. I wanna have babies with you!

Geils

I was engaged to my first partner and he vanished under mysterious circumstances.

Don't get all squishy on me, it doesn't mean we're best friends forever.