You wanted me to trace the call? Oh, girl, I was jamming!

Tanner

I feel like a princess in an old-fashioned fairy tale. Wait, let me just go drain the lizard.

You don't understand, I've had 236 partners and I've fallen in love with every single one of them.

Tribeca, after all we've been through, you can't tell me you don't have feelings for me.

Geils

Give me two minutes, I'm taking a quiz to see what kind of prisoner I am.

Geils

All the pretty horse are eating purple.

Angie: Geils, go to the beach. You're not cut out for prison.
Geils: People have been telling me that since I was a kid.

We all know how deep cover works! We don't need a long explanation!

How do you fly a 767?

Atkins (to Siri)

Who is this extra-large helping of banana man pie?

Vivian Tribeca

Angie: Sounds like someone has it out for rich people.
Geils: When are rich people gonna get a break?

Atkins: We got a killing spree on our hands.
Geils: The word 'spree' makes it sound fun, but it isn't.

Angie Tribeca Season 1 Quotes

I don't prance around nude for money. Not anymore.

Angie

After that he said, 'Are you serious? No one gets syphilis anymore!'

Angie