Baz: That's a nice outfit. What is it, polyester?
Smurf: It's a blend. Doesn't stain.

You're you J. Not whatever nasty sperm raped its way into your mom's eggs.

Nicky

Keep your eye on Pope. Sometimes he hurts people.

Smurf

Pope: Are you worried about Baz?
J: Should I be?
Pope: Yeah.