Animal Kingdom
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTAnimal Kingdom Season 2 Quotes
Baz: That's a nice outfit. What is it, polyester?
Smurf: It's a blend. Doesn't stain.
You're you J. Not whatever nasty sperm raped its way into your mom's eggs.
Nicky
Keep your eye on Pope. Sometimes he hurts people.
Smurf
Pope: Are you worried about Baz?
J: Should I be?
Pope: Yeah.
Deran: Are you okay?
Smurf: Do I look okay?
Do you ever wonder what it would have been like if we were born into a different family?
Craig
Pope: Where's Smurf, man?
Baz: Smurf's in jail.
Pope: What?
Baz: Yeah. Jail.
Smurf didn't save me. The damage was done.
Baz
I'm angry all the time.
J
Deran: Any time I'm remotely good at something, it can't be mine, it has to be hours.
Craig: What are you talking about? Surfing?
Deran: No, we're not talking about surfing.
Craig: The only reason you got into that was because of me. I drove you to each and every one of your tournaments -- wherever they were --
Deran: You drove me so that you could tell the girls you were my coach so they would sleep with you. That's why. Then I had to clean up your puke and drive your drunk ass home at 14 years old.
Families are complicated, right?
Smurf
You always need to have cash on hand. Keeps you mobile. Adaptable. Without cash you're vulnerable.
Smurf
