Aquarius Quotes
Talent Agent Stan: Why the hell would you become a cop?
Charmain Tully: Because I get to tell gentlemen like yourself that you're standing in a potential crime scene and so I'm going to need you to step away until further notice. And I enjoy that. Nice to meet you, Stan.
I'd do it myself, but I'm burned...and apparently not...handsome or some -- I'm a grandma or something.
Hodiak
That's when I knew. You've got a choice. You can be afraid. Or you can be the thing that makes people afraid.
Manson
Cutler: Jason Elkins? The football player? Yeah, look -- guy like that -- rich, famous, handsome, gets more biscuit than a baker, what does he need to beat on women for?
Charmain: Let me talk to him, find out.
Cutler: Let the detectives handle their cause, all right, you already did your part, sweetie.
Howard: Look, I know Shafe's a cop. What kind of idiot throws a rock through a cop's window?
Hodiak: I don't know, Howard, what kind of idiot are you?
Grace: I need to leave him, but I think that he might have done something illegal.
Hodiak: Well, he is a lawyer.
Nate: You know what, Sam? You're right; I'm a black man.
Hodiak: Yes, and Nate, I'm your friend.
Nate: No, no no. You are not my friend. I like you, Sam. But yet and still we ain't never gonna be friends for real.
Grace: I know about boys who break the rules. Boys who don't care what the world thinks of them. Here's what I know about the bad boys that you don't: They do care about the rules. They care so much they can't stop thinking up ways to break them. And you know what ends up broken? You.
No, no, you know? You're -- you're right, You're gonna be 25 forever. You're gonna get everything you want, and everybody's gonna love you.
Hodiak
I don't know what you're talking about, Bunchy, and I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Hodiak
Shafe: Okay, but that would be illegal.
Hodiak: *gasp* Don't brag when it works.
Hodiak: What about Baldilocks next door?
Shafe: Howard? I thought you liked him?
Hodiak: I do think old cranks are funny, but if he wrote something nasty on your garage door, I got an axe handle in my trunk.
