Archer Season 6 Episode 11: "Achub Y Morfilod" Quotes
Lana: I don't know, was someone else in here yelling their idiot head off about being in the CIA?
Archer: I don't know! Was someone else making out with Frodo P. Gryffindor here just to make someone else jealous?
Goats - what in the Christ - I'll have your hide as boots and the rest of you as a curry!Lana
Now who wants an widdle ice chip! No? I suppose you'd prefer a nice big bottle of that liquid butter fat.Malory
Lloyd Llewellyn: We tried to blow up a dam.
Lana: A dam?! What, to flood another bunch of people out of their homes?
Lloyd Llewellyn: Not real people, just English ones!
Krieger: Alrighty, can someone give me a hand?
Cheryl: But Doctor, I thought the patient was getting the hand.
Krieger: Speaking of hands, Nurse, I'm -
Cheryl: Overplaying yours?
Krieger: Well I was gonna say "putty in yours" m'dear but I'll have to hand it to ya!
Cheryl: Hmm - keep your hands to yourself, Doctor.
Cyril: Can we have a show of hands? Who thinks this is getting out of hand?
Ray: Goddammit!! Can you please shut up - and sew on my robot hand!
Don't yell at me, I'm not the one advocating rape and child cannibalism.Archer
Archer: This place is right out of a fairytale.
Lana: Yeah, a fairytale in which the heroine is drugged and kidnapped.
Archer: You realize that's like every fairytale.
Seriously, what is this, the Shire?Lana
Lana: Just curious, what happened between your bedroom and right now?
Archer: Well, you were hysterical, Lana, so I thought the best thing to do would be inject you with a tranquilizer, drive you to a private air field, put you on a CIA plane, fly you overnight to Wales, and then...that brings us to now.