Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Episode 13: "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure" Quotes
Lana, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?
Lana: Remember when you had cancer?
Sterling: Uhh - vaguely.
That wasn't a brain chip. That was a just a sticker of the backpack of a little Lego spaceman.
Krieger
Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time. When have I ever been honest with Sterling?
Malory
Krieger: I am a doctor.
Ray & Cyril: No you're not.
Krieger: Well, no, but a student of life.
You know how many times I helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus one time my sister Edie? Well, she couldn't have it in the house! Long story. A long, racist story.
Pam
Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just turn it off!
Cyril
Officer: The First Lady and I are having an affair.
Cyril: Damn, dog! That was my B.
We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they can buy arms from Iran!? Did we at least free some hostages?!
Baby, what is she saying? Baby? Baby? BABYYYY?
Sterling Archer, I'd like you to meet your daughter, Abigene.
Lana
