Ray: You thought I was dead?
Archer: Well, yeah, I just assumed...
Ray: And you didn't even take a moment!?

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Cyril: What was that?
Archer: Probably a jaguar, excited about being magnificent and crepuscular.

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The only limit is your imagination! Pew-Pew!

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Eat a dick, jungle.

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Ray: How long will it take you, Archer, to admit that you dick around every time we're in danger, just to screw with everybody, because of your complete - no, your utter contempt for your own mortality?!
Archer: I mean, yeah. Duh.

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• Added: March 17, 2014