What, Lana? Look at all the shit I had to pack. I don't know what I'm gonna be wearing for apres-montees. And Ray forgot the gum!

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• Added: January 22, 2015

Lana: [to Archer] So will your feelings be super hurt if I bang him?
Ray: [from off-screen] Yes!!

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• Added: January 22, 2015

Crash: We head out at dawn
Archer: And that's AM?
Crash: As opposed to...?
Archer: PM Dawn?

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• Added: January 22, 2015

Lana: So how did you get the name Crash?
Crash: Oh it's a long story about me saving the lives of 8 other climbers right after an avalance
Lana and Ray (in unison): Sploosh

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• Added: January 22, 2015

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

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• Added: January 22, 2015

Crash: I'm your guide, Crash McCarren. Um, I thought there were three of you.
Archer: One of us is weeping in the car.

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• Added: January 22, 2015