Archer: OK, final offer. 10,000 bot, some of which has blood on it.
Pilot: For the millionth time, this isn't a real airline. This is a CIA front.

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Japanese soldier: There are no buildings in the jungle big enough to hold a computer
Archer: No, they're really small now. I think you guys actually did that.

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Well, I hope you're happy because I feel like a total dick, and kind of a racist. And I resent you making me feel like that...because I'm not a racist.

Archer

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Ray: Is this Brett's blood?
Cheryl: Ugh no, just the same type. We had to fudge it a little on the stains, some of which actually were fudge
Pam: And some of which merely resembled it

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Japanese Soldier: You cannot shirk your duties!
Archer: Yes, I can. I do it all the time

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