Slater: Just Slater, it's a mononym like...
Malory: Jesus Christ!
Slater: Nope

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After he literally stabbed me. In the back!

Archer

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Lana: And what operation is the CIA conducting in Argentina
Slater: Sorry. It's operation nunya---
Lana: I---
Archer: As in beeswax, Lana. (mimicks a PA system) Dr. Kane, report to the burn unit.

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Archer: I'm talking about us flying on the same plane, Lana. What if it crashed?
Lana: Then I wouldn't have to had to watch you pound 20 drinks and talk the stewardess into a hand job?

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Oh good, you're making tea? Because, I could use some with honey and lemon...and bourbon. Actually, without the honey and lemon... and the tea.

Archer

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We'll go help you look for AJ in like five-teen forty minutes

Pam

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I mean is Is it too much to ask during the goddamn work day for 80 minutes each of uninterrupted dump time?

Pam

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Conway Stern: Well, you're looking good, girl. A lot curvier than I remember.
Lana: Well, I had a baby
Conway Stern: Sorry. Never mind
Lana: Never mind what?
Conway Stern: Like name it?

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