Favorite Army Wives Quotes
What's to think about? He's your son.
Roxy
Joan: Given what we know, do you think we should lighten his punishment?
Roland: No, we gotta stay consistent.
Joan: I know, it just hurts.
Claudia Joy: I'm impressed.
Pamela: I'm jealous.
Denise: I'm speechless.
Roland: I'm not here. Please leave a message.
Denise: I know, they're not the easiest group.
Roxy: Are you kidding? They're horrible.
Denise: They just need to be lead.
Roxy: Yeah, off a cliff!
Joan: [jokingly] When was the last time you were in a hotel? You cheating on me with someone Roland?
Roland: Couple of weeks ago, with the reporter.
Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.
Roxy
I know you don't have children. But you should really watch those wildlife documentaries about what happens when you try to come between a mother and her child. It doesn't end well
Claudia Joy
Guy at Bar: Relax, he's just having a good time tonight.
Roxy: A good time? I'm up to my neck in other people's good times. Gettin' drunk and losing control, that's not good times. And you know what the problem is, it's never YOUR FAULT! What about the people who have to pick up the tab for that, huh? What about THEIR good times? You don't even care about the people you leave in your path!
Tonight I know what it feels like when someone you love does not come home.
Roxy
Roxy: [to Denise]: "Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls."
Chase: Best wedding ever?
Pamela: Hardest to forget, anyway.
Pull your pants up man. Don't nobody want to look at your underwear. We are young men of character, remember? Thank you!
Roland
