Favorite Army Wives Quotes
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hell.
Roxy
Are you kidding me? Are you saying that now that Trevor's made officer, he's not officer enough?
Roxy
Joan: Well, I'm holding a town hall meeting tomorrow night showing everyone I'm willing to listen and respond to their concerns. What do you think?
Roland: Bring your Kevlar.
Pull your pants up man. Don't nobody want to look at your underwear. We are young men of character, remember? Thank you!
Roland
Everyone lives with an element of risk in their lives, but we don't have to live with ignorance and fear. And we don't have to punish an 11 year old boy because we're too narrow minded to know better.
Roland
Roxy: Heads up. When they toast the President, he's not really here.
Gloria: Good to know!
Okay then. That's all I got. No it ain't. Sista to sista, we both know what it's like to be told we're not good enough to be around somebody. I just never thought you'd pull that same number on an Army family. Now I'm done.
Latasha
Jackie: And as for Patrick, I won't make excuses for him as long as you don't bad mouth him in front of me.
Gloria: Deal.
Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.
Roxy
Joan: [jokingly] When was the last time you were in a hotel? You cheating on me with someone Roland?
Roland: Couple of weeks ago, with the reporter.
I know you don't have children. But you should really watch those wildlife documentaries about what happens when you try to come between a mother and her child. It doesn't end well
Claudia Joy
Gloria: You two suck, you know that?
FRG volunteer: We're not the ones who brought candy!
Gloria: No, you're just the ones who brought your big fat mouths.
