George Michael: Did he look betrayed to you?
Maeby: He kind of always looks that way.

We do a quick vote and it's Ciao, Fathero.

George Michael

A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let's solve for x.

George Michael

Maeby: I'm a Harris. Yeah, someone who 'inharris' a lot of money.
George Michael: Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn't put all my Annes in that basket.

George Michael: I wasn't yet O.S.
P-Hound and Ron Howard: Overtly Sexual.

[to George Michael] Stay on top of her. You might need to ride her pretty hard.

Office Assistant

George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

This hanger can hold over 500 nerds!

Maeby

If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.

Maeby

Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.

So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! What? Sure. Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. Go (bleep) yourself!

Maeby

Arrested Development Quotes

Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

I, too, have an announcement to make. To prove that no prison can hold me, I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary that holds my own father, only to escape 24 hours later. No shackles can hold these hands. (to Marta) Say that to them in Spanish.

Gob