Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.

Maeby

I think you should consider calling it 'The' Fakeblock. It's cleaner. Like 'The' Netflick.

Maeby

Ah, I hate the Opies. But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call?

Rebel

You know what? I think I will do better once I get a little Mexican in me.

Maeby

Maeby: I'm getting an Opie? Heeeeeey!
Ron Howard: The only bigger honor would be having an award like that named after you. I guess.

[to Maeby] "You should see his Facebook page. Doesn't have a friend on it."

Michael

And that's how Ann not only performed a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion...but was responsible for the first recorded instance of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion.

Narrator

Gob: I have feelings for you.

Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you.

Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.

Nice try, Gob. If I wanted to see bad acting, I'd see Tobias in "A Jew Came to Dinner."

Michael

Tony Wonder: Don't worry: the only thing I'm better at than f****** women is pretending I'm gay.

Oh, I've a list of men that could fill every opening you have.

Tobias

Tony Wonder: Did somebody say "wonder?"

Narrator: Nobody did, that time, but I think he got away with it.

Arrested Development Quotes

Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

I, too, have an announcement to make. To prove that no prison can hold me, I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary that holds my own father, only to escape 24 hours later. No shackles can hold these hands. (to Marta) Say that to them in Spanish.

Gob