Arrested Development Quotes
Tobias: Here's to our acting addiction!
DeBrie: Yep.
Tobias: May we never be cured!
DeBrie: You should never give up a dream if you can write scripts!
I'm sorry, Mother. It's just, I've got a bit of a stick up my bunghole about what I've now found is a running joke about me. But let's be honest. For 2,000 rupees we'd both go down on Matthew McConaughey.
Tobias
Tobias: Well, you look like I feel.
Gob: Gay?
Tobias: Everyone thinks I'm gay?
Lindsay: I mean, it's kind of a running joke...in the family.
Is there a little girl here all by herself?
Tobias
Michael: Oh my God. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend.
Narrator: Actually, she's his daughter. But that's kind of worse, don't you think?
Ron Howard: You're the father.
Michael: But that would make my son the son.
Michael: Oh, gosh, no no no. My wife died years before any...any of this.
Ron Howard: Oh gee. I think it's a lot more fun if we see her die.
Now, I don't know if you know this about me, but most of my movies are based on still photographs that I find truly inspiring.
Ron Howard
Ron Howard: [to potential Opie] Hey, nice try little mister!
Ron Howard: [to his staff] We're never going to beat the original.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ooooo! And that's what we call a law-bomb!
Attorney: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb!
Do you want me to tell him to go f*** himself? I can tell Row Howard to go f*** himself.
Barry Zuckerkorn
