Arrested Development Season 2 Quotes
Tobias: Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here? With two men?
Buster: Hmmm, sort of one and a half.
Tobias: Do you have any idea how often you say the word 'afraid'?
Michael: Well, I know I used it in the jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that; I thought it was a pool toy.
(while looking at a gift intended for Sally) That is quite a basket you've got there, Michael.
Tobias
Lucille 2: You're embarrassed to be with me!
Gob: No, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you!
Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?
It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life.
Gob
Michael: Just find someone else to do your bidding.
Lucille: There is no one else to do my bidding!
I'm going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. (everyone looks at her) ... I was trying to be sexy, it just got away from me.
Lindsay
George Sr.: My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.
Michael: Hope that was forced ...
I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights and we had movie night and once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish.
George Sr.
Barry: Unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves".
I think we're going to need a new floating thermometer. And can I have your Blue Cross number?
Oscar
