Yeah, congratulations Ollie. The club doesn't completely suck.

Thea

So you really believe this garbage your mother's selling about Sarah being alive on Fantasy Island?

Det. Lance

Tommy: Why should I trust you?
Oliver: Because you always have.
Tommy: Oliver.

Laurel: You look handsome!
Tommy: I try not to, it just keeps happening.

Tommy: Trust my dad to run all the smiles out of the room.
Oliver: He did come by and he did try to act a little "dad like."

I don't know why my dad bought her that canary. The thing chirped day and night; drove us all nuts.

Laurel

So you're hoping aircraft maintenance is genetic?

Slade

Slade: I do have one idea. If you go into the forest and gather as much bamboo as you can find...
Oliver: Yeah?
Slade: We can build ourselves a boat, like they did on Gilligan's Island.

The first time anyone's ever been grateful for traffic cameras.

Felicity

Felicity: Hey - that broach was donated by the Queen family. If you want it, you're going to have to bid.
Dodger: Actually, love, I thought I'd just take it.

Det. Lance: Ya got something against banks?
Roy Harper: Well, it is hard to run with one under your arm.

Felicity: Where are we going to get our hands on a rare Spanish antiquity?
Diggle: You really have no idea how rich his family is, do you?

Arrow Quotes

I thought you took that book off your father's dead body. How could he have been so chatty?

Diggle

She was my sister. I couldn't be angry because she was dead. I couldn't grieve because I was so angry, that's what happens when your sister dies while screwing your boyfriend.

Laurel