Funeral Director: You must be the husband of the deceased.
Ash: Yeah for like an hour and a half.

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Well uh ... rest in peace Candy Barr. You were cursed with a dumb name, but uh ... I'll always remember you. Or
at least, I'll never forget you again.

Ash

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I think it's time that you back off Ash. Course, there's nothing you cand o to me, but I'd hate for anything to happen to your precious little girl.

Ruby

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Pablo: Guys, I think it's still there -- the dagger. I think it's at the place where the cabin went down.
Dalton: How would you know?
Pablo: Because a naked lady told me.

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Brock: I like my kids cooked medium rare!
Ash: And I love the smell of old man in the morning!

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• Added: March 05, 2018