Everybody dies here, it's just the rules. Death, taxes, more death. And I don't pay taxes, so it's just death.

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• Added: December 19, 2015

Wow. Last time I was here I was hopin' to get laid. Didn't quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. Fun weekend.

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• Added: December 19, 2015

Pablo: I'm tellin' ya, if you gotta pee, you should just pop a squat, 'cause we're lost.
Kelly: Alright. Thanks boy scout.

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• Added: December 19, 2015