Ash: Well, for your first time you did great. Most folks end up dead.
Pablo: I don't want to end up dead like most folks.

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Pablo: Is this what it's like to be you?
Ash: Yep, pretty much. I've never killed my boss before, so that was new.
Pablo: That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me, I thought I was dead. But then it was so cool when you said to me, 'thanks for the heads up.' At first I thought, did he mean it like that? But then I realized, it's the jefe. Of course he did. [laughs]
Ash: This ain't my first rodeo, kid.

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Ash: Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talkin', if things get hairy, use your bottle.
Pablo: [holds up broken beer bottle] I don't think it's a very good weapon, jefe. You had to stab Roper about 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you. Now come on. You ready?

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Pablo: Can you just do me a solid and be polite in there?
Ash: Oh, I'll be polite. Right up until I'm rude.

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You're kinda like a young me. Deadites ruined your life, and you're hot as hell.

Ash

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Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right?
Ash: I, I did not. I wish you could have said something before I made those dumb crosses, but OK.

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