I'm getting a little winded. Mind if we take a break and focus on me for a minute?

Ash

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Eeeeaaaaaaaa! We are near! You're time comes again!

Vivian

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Mr. Roper: Are you really going to use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
Ash: I am.
Mr. Roper: OK. Look, you retard. And I can say retard because my gardner is a huge one. I know all about you. You think you can't get fired 'cause you have seniority? Ha ha ha. OK, technically you're correct, but that doesn't mean I have to help you.
Ash: So, to be clear, that's a nay nu on the paycheck?

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Kelly: Who are you? You seem so...different.
Ash: I told you it would cross your mind.

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• Added: October 31, 2015

The first thing I gotta do is see a man about a book. There must be some spell I can say to undo all this. The other first thing I gotta do is some cardio, my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.

Ash

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Hey, Granny! I hope you took your Geritol. It's time to dance!

Ash

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• Added: October 31, 2015

Pablo: It's good to see you jefe.
Ash: It's good to be back.
Pablo: How does it feel?
Ash: Groovy.

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• Added: October 31, 2015