Ash vs Evil Dead Season 1 Episode 10: "The Dark One" Quotes
Deadite Amanda: Pucker up and give me a kisssss...
Ash: Fat fuckin' chance!
Amanda, whenever you think about us, you might want to forget this part!Ash
Ruby: Oh Ash. Do you really think I want you and your little friends to die?
Ruby: No. I just want things to go back to the way they were when The Dark Ones ruled over evil forces on earth.
Ash: Well, I just want to bang Maryanne from Gilligan's Island, but that ain't gonna happen.
Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!Ash
Gaaah! Creepy kid.Ash
Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone...is me.Ash