Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!

Skeleton

Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.

Pablo

Kelly: OK, you just tell me how, exactly, did I try to do all of that to you.
Pablo: You tried to seduce me and get me to smoke weed out of a shotgun.

Amanda: This guy's behind everything.
Ash: That's an overstatement.

Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?

Ash

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.

Pablo

Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!

Skeleton