Ash vs Evil Dead
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You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!?
Holy CIA., Ruby's been surveilling my ass for decades! She could have killed me anytime, anywhere.
I'm ready to become what I was born to be.
Pablo
Brujo: You will accomplish what none have before. You will have span between two realms. One foot in the underworld, the other on the earthly plain. You, Pablo, will become: El Brujo Especial.
Pablo: Wait, isn't that the name of a beer?
You made it Pablito. But your journey, is far from over.
Brujo
Ash may be a perverted drunk with racist tendencies, but ... he has his moments
Kelly
Brock: That bastard ate my spam! That was my civil defense stash.
Ash: The guy ate it because somebody locked him in the cellar dad, he was trying to survive.
Brock: Oh ... not my fault, he's the one that took the header.
Kelly: You're okay?
Brandy: Okay? Ash just sliced open some guy I thought was my grandfather with a chainsaw. I'm so far from okay I don't even know what okay is.
Kelly: Makes high school seem a lot less awful am I right?
Ash: Nice try Ruby. You Think I'm stupid? Think I don't know my own father when I see him?
Brock: Poor Ashley. Life just keeps serving up the shit sandwich.
Brock: What's she like?
Ash: Stubborn as shit, and she hates my guts.
Brock: So she's smart. Like her already.
Brock: Scared, are we?
Ash: I've had a little experience with dead bodies in cellars dad.
Well uh ... rest in peace Candy Barr. You were cursed with a dumb name, but uh ... I'll always remember you. Or
at least, I'll never forget you again.
