Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 2 Quotes
Woman in crowd: We love you Ash!
Ash: Hey, I love me too!
Henrietta: No one escapes their destiny Ash. Yours is to watch me suck out your soul!
Ash: Make sure you suck both barrels.
Ash: You mind telling me what the Flying Dutchman is going on?
Baal: We're course correcting. Rebuilding the family you tore apart.
Brand spanking new hand, or...brand new 'spanking' hand!
Ruby: I'm not dead you dumb bastard.
Ash: Oh wow, that was weird you were really still for a minute.
Ash: So Ruby, does this mean I don't have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?
Ruby: It's 200 bucks...
Oh here's a question, if we had sex right now would it still be a threesome, cause technically you're both the same person?
Nothing helps does it? Of course you don't answer. Cause you're DEAD!
Don't you worry my little burrito, you're safe in this trunk while we change history and bring you back to life.
You're both dirty birds, and I'm gonna hurt you, real, real bad.
Henrietta
Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm behind the wheel. Yes I'm drunk, and maybe my license isn't the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I'm drunk!
Okay, I've seen some seriously disturbing stuff recently but you...are adorable.
Kelly
