Jordan: Watch it loser
Astrid: Go to hell loser
Doppelganger Lilly: Hey! Go to hell Jordan.
Astrid: I missed you, partner.
Doppelganger Lilly: Missed you, partner.

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• Added: March 23, 2022

The ending of Romeo and Juliet down under? Too depressing. I rewrote it! They're not gonna die. They're going to have a big fat Australian wedding and live happily ever after.

Michelle

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• Added: March 23, 2022

Candace: Mom I'm at school. What's up?
Christine: Sweetie we need to talk. You have been acting very distant lately. Getting detention? Missing youth group? And I know why.
Candace: You do?
Christine: It's because I slept with Tate's dad.
Candace: WHAT?
Christine: Don't worry honey it was a one-time thing. It is over. We are not going to force you to become step-siblings.

• Permalink: I slept with Tate's dad.
• Added: March 23, 2022

Lilly: Who are you?
Doppelganger Lilly: Who are you?
Lilly: I'm Lilly.
Doppelganger Lilly: I'm Lilly.
Lilly: Stop repeating everything I'm saying.
Doppelganger Lilly: Stop repeating everything I'm saying.

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• Added: March 23, 2022