Astrid & Lilly Save the World
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyAstrid & Lilly Save the World Quotes
Astrid: I know I screwed up, I'm still trying to figure out this whole having a boyfriend thing. I'm sorry for being a mega-turd.
Lilly: It's fine, just forget it. We have a creepy egg monster we have to kill.
Lilly: You're kinda hard to ignore with those legs.
Candace: You know what I would've voted you? Easiest to talk to.
Lilly: Um
Candace [leaning in]: Screw it.
Christine: What denomination are you?
Doug: I'm an atheist!
Christine: No you're not, no you're gonna pray with me. Come on, say "Oh God!"
Doug: Oh God.
Christine: Like you mean it!
Doug: Oh God!
Christine: I am saving you dammit.
The Guardian: Finally
Christine: Oh My! I had no idea that your final form would be so magnificent!
Astrid: Stop Lilly! You're way too into this!
Lilly: Well, what about all the times people were jerks to us?
Astrid: Bullies aren't exactly role models.
Lilly: Everyone with an ego is in danger of exploding. You're our best shot of keeping everyone safe.
Tate: Because I'm like a protector type?
Astrid: Because you're a dick!
You are so pathetic you couldn't even get Val? Every monster gets Val.
Susan Barnes. She's so stuck up her head's gonna explode in seconds!
Lilly: Hey! Heard you snagged Juliet, congrats!
Candace: Thanks! It's a little intimidating to be honest. Lotta lines.
Lilly: Oh, you'll be awesome. Just think of all the bible verses you memorized.
Astrid: I was supposed to go on a date with Sparrow, just one problem. I keep getting sucked into this stupid monster's stupid memory world!
Brutus: Ok. What do you want to do? Do you want to run some drills or something?
Astrid: No, I want to kick its ass and be done with it! I've had enough!
Brutus: You need to recover it's creepy eye. The A-Borg, for the orb.
Lilly: You've been crying! Oh my God, did the monster get you too?
Brutus [clearly lying]: Yes, but it's fine because it affects monsters differently.
Brutus: A monster that, once it touches you, forces you to relive your worst memory. The flashbacks will happen more and more frequently until you get stuck in a loop at which point the monster will trap you in your own box so it can feed off your trauma forever.
Astrid: All that from a stupid Jack-in-the-box?
