If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Tamara

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Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

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Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey

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Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.

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Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.

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Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

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