Darlene: You were born to drive this car.
Sadie: Really, I thought I was born to eat carbohydrates.

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Tamara: Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.
Jenna: My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.

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Top Valu, seriously? Did you forget where the liquor store is, or are we suddenly buying ground beef and paper towels?

Tamara

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Honey, Val told me what you did at the school. Don't look at me like that, it's a virgin.

Vicki

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• Added: September 07, 2015

enna: I can't handle her.
Tamara: Yeah, Jenna she's Mariah cray cray.

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Matty: Jenna, I wouldn't.
Jenna: Oh, I would.
Matty: No seriously, Jenna.
Jenna: Fuck.

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• Added: September 07, 2015

Tamara: You're turn.
Sadie: Hell no. I don't do custodial.

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• Added: September 07, 2015